This post, however, is not. So consider yourself warned. And if this is the first time you've visited my blog, don't let it scare you away.
Additionally, do not think that I'm trying to subliminally suggest to all of you to go out and buy me these gifts, no matter what the post title indicates. But I simply could not let this one go. (A special "woohoo" to LT for embracing my passion for dill pickles and dill pickle flavored potato chips and passing these links along to me...)
I must say, I'm afraid these items could very well put my commitment to artificial dill flavoring to the test. I'm just not sure I could actually indulge in these items, regardless of my passion for all things dill. Yet secretly, I kinda want to put them on my Christmas list...that doesn't exist...that I don't actually give to anyone. But if such a list did exist...and I gave it to somebody, these would be on it...
This first one actually sounds good to me...
But, I happen to like sunflower seeds. So that's not all that unbelievable. This, I'm just not sure about...
As for this one...
...why would you want to freshen your breath with something that smells just as horrific as the offensive odor you're trying to cover up? If you really want to eliminate your halitosis, try this...
Shiver.
Let's just be grateful that the chap stick mentioned in Saturday's post wasn't this kind and call it a day...
I've conveniently discovered this company has an entire bacon line, expanded to include bacon flavored floss and bacon scented hand soap. Yummy.
You can also find nacho cheese mints and a gumball combo pack with hot dog, beer and peanut flavors represented for those of you that are truly spectacular in your desire to gross others out.
But what really makes me laugh are the comments left on the website about how these things actually taste good. Seriously?! One person mentioned that the mints would be a great addition to a diet plan including hamburger seltzer and french fry flavored rice cakes. While I may not always be as humorous as I think I am, that dude is funny. And I would TOTALLY buy french fry flavored rice cakes, by the way.
I think I'm going to frighten my children and let them know that the traditional items of chap stick, toothpaste, mints and gum which they usually find in their stocking will be replaced with these items. As one reviewer said, it just could be "worth it for the creepy factor alone..."
Now if there was a dill pickle flavored Jelly Belly, well, that would be a whole different story...but alas, I'll just have to stick with my popcorn flavored ones until they stop wasting their time on the flavors such as skunk spray, black pepper and rotten egg.
Gross.
The End.
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